"THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE"

LAUGHTER IS VERY GOOD MEDICINE!

Have you ever experienced the "SILENT" treatment? A husband and wife were having some problems at home and were giving each the "SILENT TREATMENT!" Suddenly the husband realized that the next day he needed his wife to wake him a 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. To be the first to break the "SILENCE" and "LOSE" he wrote on a piece of paper, "wake me at 5:00 AM" and left the piece where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the husband woke up only to discover it was now 9:00 AM and that he missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. Written on the paper were the words

IT'S 5:00 AM! WAKE UP!

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Laughter is the best Medicine.

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A middle ages woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. When on the operating table, she has a near death experience but the angel of the Lord said "NO" and explained she has another 30 to 40 years to live. Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital a few more days to have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck, for if she has another 30 to 40 years, she thought she might as well make the best of it.

She finally walked out of the hospital after the last operation with her beautiful new appearance, and was killed by an Ambulance speeding up to the Hospital. She arrived in Heaven, saw her guardian Angel, and said, "I thought you said I had 30 to 40 more years to live.

The Angel replied,

"I'M SORRY, BUT I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU!"

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The story is told of a Pig and a Chicken walking along a country road. Mile after mile they talked about everything, the Farmer, his family, whether the horse and the cow were getting along, and many other things. Finally they came to a town. They had never been this far from home before and wanted a good look around. So they slowly walked down Main Street looking at everything.

They walked past the Hardware Store, the Grocery, the Department Store, all the while noticing how happy and content the people looked. Finally, they stopped in front of the "Diner" at the end of town. Looking in the window, the Chicken noticed a sign that offered a

"FRESH HAM AND EGG BREAKFAST!"

Turning to the Pig, the Chicken said, "WOW! WE MUST BE IMPORTANT! LOOK AT THE WAY THESE PEOPLE VALUE OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR LIVES! I BET THEY REALLY APPRECIATE US."

Thinking about that for a minute, the Pig responded. "You know it seems like  they do value us, BUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR BREAKFAST IS ONLY A "CONTRIBUTION" MINE IS A "SACRIFICE."

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